January 25, 2026
McHenderson Dairy has recently installed a new automated milking line, replacing the old Manuel system. The decision was made to save time and reduce labor costs. According to Linda, "This incredible technology will enable us to lay off a whole lot of Mexicans."
However, Robert is skeptical of the new system, saying, "Imagine sticking your udder into something right after someone else just used it - and it's still warm. Now imagine being the last in line. No way, José."
Despite his concerns, Linda is convinced that the new automated milking line will improve their efficiency and profitability. "The cows don't care who or what milks 'em, long as they don't overstay their welcome."
Right you are, Linda.
Right you are.
-- Bingo Reginald